I have a few friends who don't live in Chicago that I text whenever some ridiculous shit goes on while I'm on the CTA. One of them just reminded me of two:
1. Around 9pm, I was walking into the Chicago red line subway. As I shuffled down the stairs, a midget with gap teeth opened his mouth into a wide smile and said "hola" to me as he ascended up the escalator.
2. I'm currently intrigued by a train operator who I occassionally see operating the green line. He's cute, but he seriously looks like an ex-vato latin king thug with some sort of neck tatt and piercings. He looks like he would stab someone for going between train cars. *STAB* "No going between train cars, mang! Dis mah train!"**
This makes me wonder if ice-heads are also operating trains...Chicago is pretty fucked up, so probably.
**Since people like to holla at me and be creepers on the train, I'm going to start doing the same thing. If anyone has any suggestions on how to holla at a straight thuggin' choo-choo operator, please share. All I've got so far is making him tamales or pressing the emergency/handicap button and reciting my number to him.
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