My weekend travels on the CTA were quite underwhelming in the sense that I wasn't peed on or groped. But a subway performer caught my eye as I headed to the Aragon [yeah, I like Morrissey...but I'll kick your ass too]. He was setting up as I waited at State and Lake. He seemed to like leather.
boots: leather
pants: leather
shirt....leather
jacket....leather
hat: yeah, leather.
I could see the boots and maybe the pants [if you still swagger-jack Rick James' style circa "Super Freak" era and think that the Jerri-Curl is a legit hairstyle], but I imagine that this man got dressed that day and said to himself "hmmm....needs sum mo leatha".
Now I would rant about how many cows had to die for this dude to look super busted....but he was really skinny - to where it would probably take his entire "ensemble" to make me a skirt.....so I'll spare everyone.
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