When i was headed northbound on the redline this morning, a girl was sitting across from me while i was standing - which is typical behavior when you are on a train, to you know, like, sit and stuff. But then she whipped out her coco butter stick and proceeded to rub the stick on her lips, then around her lips, then the entire bottom part of her face. WHUT?!
Don't get me wrong, i'm all about moisturizing. it's one of those important things that will be the determining factor of whether or not you will be a cougar in your later years or just an old wrinkly hag. I was just dumbfounded by her doing it in public in such a dramatic way and all around her face. No one likes chapped lips, but it wasn't deathly cold with windchills for her to really need to smear the butta on her cheeks. I'm sorry babygirl, but that is not the business.
What was worse, is that after she completed her "beauty regimen", she proceeded to hack, snort and whinny for the next two stops until i got off the train. As far as i know, she could still be channeling the aura of mr. ed. And though some mistake the train as a toilet, rubbing coco butter on your mug and hacking up phlegm is best left for your own bathroom.
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