A man [that I would assume was homeless] on the redline last night decided to have a snack. Chunky peanut butter and saltine crackers - using a pair of orange scissors as his "knife".
I never thought of scissors as a way to get your spread on ["Yo man, lemme get a lil of that brie wit deez fiskars"], but I really admired the guy for his creativity in spite of his limited resources. A couple sitting across from him weren't as impressed...they decided that staring in disgust was better form. So I stared at them for staring...they didn't like it.
There was another dude at the other end of the car talking jive with random people next to him [who were nice enough to entertain his conversation]. He was rocking some RayBan knock offs and carrying a pink backpack. At one point, he took off his shades and exclaimed "I'm a lil handsome, ain't I?!?!". His audience agreed.
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