Monday, April 13, 2009

"They push that girl in front of a train Took her to a doctor, sewed the arm on again"

Some real grandmaster flash shit overheard on the train today:

Apparently, a girl got her hand caught in the door and stayed that way from Laramie to Central on the green line. That's only one stop, but even one second caught in a death grip is too long. The emergency release didn't work when pulled and when the conductor was paged to open the door, he couldn't because the train was already in motion.

I immediately stopped cursing the gods for not making my train go express.

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After hearing this, a noticed someone quietly singing along to their ipod. It was a black girl [I'm going to assume a girl...with a fade...and men's clothing]. When I got up to leave, I noticed that she was totally rocking out to some Melissa Ethridge video. Nice.

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