fancy people ride the train.
ex. 1 - awesome dude with a beard in two braids...with green ball ponytail holders at the end. BALLER.
ex. 2 - older man in a hawaiian shirt with a button missing to where his hairy belly button was peeking at me.
ex. 3 - woman sits next to me sporting a black shower cap with ruffles around the edge....i guess sometimes you gotta deep condition on the go.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
back in the [crack] habit
though i have not updated in a while, please believe that there have been some colorful events on the cta. abandoned thongs in the stairwell, people getting phone jacked, and cta employees once again trying to holla while on the clock - just to name a few.
today a crackhead couple were being lovey dovey, giving each other toothless kisses, touching their crusty lips to the others greasy face. it kind of made me smile on the inside [there's someone for everyone!]...until the woman decided that it was also a good time to squeeze out blackheads from her nose. the guy wasn't into it, but she kept squeezing away and i silently panicked and thought of all the other foul things that transpire on the train.
no matter how hard i scrub, i'll never get clean.
today a crackhead couple were being lovey dovey, giving each other toothless kisses, touching their crusty lips to the others greasy face. it kind of made me smile on the inside [there's someone for everyone!]...until the woman decided that it was also a good time to squeeze out blackheads from her nose. the guy wasn't into it, but she kept squeezing away and i silently panicked and thought of all the other foul things that transpire on the train.
no matter how hard i scrub, i'll never get clean.
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