dumps like a truck

8:45am red line -

girl gets off at chicago and state

man with lazy eye turns to the guy behind him and says: "nice ass, huh"

the guy nods in agreement.

the guy with the unemployed eye then proceeds to gawk at me with his good eye.


creeps.

8:30am red line:

two overly tan broads and two meatheads in cubs jerseys - all drinking bottles of miller light.

if they knew any better, they would know that bud light is the official cubs beer...the urine flavor is tastier and less filling.

dang, i didn't know i was that repulsive...

shout out to the dude sitting next to me on the green line - thanks for barfing everywhere.

i couldn't tell if it was too much bacardi or swine flu, but i'm gonna go douse myself in bleach.

just when i think i won't have anything funny or outrageous to post...

as i headed down the stairs from state and lake this morning, i saw a balled up black cloth on the steps...as i got closer, i realized it was a thong just hanging out on the steps, looking dirty and used....probably like its former owner.

sounds like the ultimate walk of shame - the shame train express. toot toot.